I actually do not remember it, so I am telling you what I have been told by neighbors and school mates. Now before you are like "woah, you don't remember?!" you should know I was in kindergarten. I am an aggressive woman, and I get what I want (like 75% of the time). It was … Continue reading My first kiss…
The Hiatus
I have been a wreck. I lost two jobs. .end of update. Let's get back to blogging!
Building forts
Building forts is the absolute most fun thing I can think of doing besides eating chicken and mashed potatoes smothered in gravy. Seriously. Second best thing in the world. When you are a kid, you get to build your own house inside your parent's house. You instantly become an architect and an interior designer, and … Continue reading Building forts
You have got to be kidding me!!!!!!!!!
Alright, currently I have bronchitis. It isn't fun, I can hardly breathe, I am coughing all over everything with snot pouring out of my face, but that is not what has my panties in a bunch today. You see, I live in Minnesota, AKA the Arctic Circle. The past few days have been blissfully warm … Continue reading You have got to be kidding me!!!!!!!!!
My infatuation with reality TV shows…
"People who watch reality TV are brain-washed idiots." - My mother. Thanks, MOM. I love you too. Fun fact about me. I love reality TV. When I say love I don't mean that I will DVR it or watch it when it comes out on Hulu. No, I pre-order seasons of television through my Amazon … Continue reading My infatuation with reality TV shows…
Why I need rewards to be food…
I like to think that I am a go-getter, intrinsically motivated, and bursting with a passion for life, but I know that I am lying to myself. I am actually bursting with a coffee bloat, I online shop so I do not have to go-get anything, and I am motivated purely off of my own … Continue reading Why I need rewards to be food…
Brownie Sundae!!!
So I am currently at a restaurant where I have had three waitresses because apparently I arrived at shift change, luckily the plan was just to get a chicken salad with some honey mustard. Or at least that was the plan until my womanhood took control and demanded that I order a brownie sundae. Once … Continue reading Brownie Sundae!!!
My first haircut…
When I was a small child, I had the prettiest curly, brown locks of hair. My hair went down to my butt, and my parents helped keep it pretty by brushing my hair for me every day. I was ADORABLE, but then one fateful day... my world changed for the worse! I was around 4 … Continue reading My first haircut…
Drunk Friends: Part One
Over the past weekend I went to and worked at one of the best music festivals in the country: WEFest. It is the biggest country music festival in the midwest and has been around for over 30 years. I have worked as a beer pourer over the past few years, so I believe that through … Continue reading Drunk Friends: Part One
Drunk Friends: Part Two
Check out Drunk Friends: Part One before reading this! 26. The munchies drunk: no, high people, you are not the only one with munchies. Drunk people get them too! If you are hosting a party, account for these people. They will eat you out of house and home, so hide your cheetos, and hide your … Continue reading Drunk Friends: Part Two
