Alright, currently I have bronchitis. It isn’t fun, I can hardly breathe, I am coughing all over everything with snot pouring out of my face, but that is not what has my panties in a bunch today.

You see, I live in Minnesota, AKA the Arctic Circle. The past few days have been blissfully warm with temps in the 90’s and I just love it. Let me lay out and lounge about in the sun!

This sun, however, has been stripped away from me and the rest of MN today though, and it has made me IRATE. It is 62 degrees outside with a “feels like” temp of 54, windy, and it is raining.

54.

WINDY.

AND RAINING.

I am not Elsa, the cold bothers me tremendously. I do not have time for this at all. None of my sweaters are out, and all I have are thermals for morning runs that I don’t do. You cannot wear thermal shirts with a skirt or under a dress without looking like a complete idiot or like you are from a religious cult.

Apparently I need to go get my freaking WINTER box from the basement and start preparing myself, because this weather… UGH.

WHERE IS THE EL NINO I WAS PROMISED!? HUH WEATHER CHANNEL!? HUH METEOROLOGISTS!?

Yes, it is suppose to return to the 70s tomorrow, but for right now, I am freezing and I am crabby.

Go away, cold weather, ain’t nobody got time for this.