This is the first memory I have that I can still remember so I better write it down now. When I was maybe 4 years old I was my parents' world. I had beautiful long brown hair, I was sociable, I rarely cried, and I was able to entertain myself. I was also rarely sick, … Continue reading Once I puked all over my parents…
Day: July 24, 2015
Hangry
You may have heard to word hangry before, but if you have not: HUNGRY + ANGRY = HANGRY. It is when you get so hungry you get angry. I am the worst when it comes to being hangry. I become entirely psychotic when I am deprived of food. Similar to my caffeine addiction in an … Continue reading Hangry
Why my neighbors hate my family
So I have lived in the same house since I was about 7 or 8... and my neighbors hate my family. I blame my dad. Don't get me wrong, I am a daddy's girl. He even calls me his "favorite son." -- I am in fact a woman, but I tend to do what would … Continue reading Why my neighbors hate my family
The importance of caffeine
I, like much of the world, need caffeine in order to be a functioning adult. Mornings are the worst. I have to get out of my cocoon of comfort and leave my little wiener dog there crying, begging for his mom to return to bed. Then I have to learn how to walk again every … Continue reading The importance of caffeine
Cantankerous & Gregarious 