I like to think that I am a go-getter, intrinsically motivated, and bursting with a passion for life, but I know that I am lying to myself. I am actually bursting with a coffee bloat, I online shop so I do not have to go-get anything, and I am motivated purely off of my own … Continue reading Why I need rewards to be food…
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My first haircut…
When I was a small child, I had the prettiest curly, brown locks of hair. My hair went down to my butt, and my parents helped keep it pretty by brushing my hair for me every day. I was ADORABLE, but then one fateful day... my world changed for the worse! I was around 4 … Continue reading My first haircut…
Why I shower with the curtain partially open…
It is self-defense really. No one wants to walk into the bathroom when there is someone ready with a high-powered supersoaker standing guard waiting for their attack. In my house growing up my dad always thought it was funny to pour ice and cold water over the shower curtain. He would sneak into the bathroom … Continue reading Why I shower with the curtain partially open…
Why I had to pee with someone growing up…
The news was spreading... There are alligators in the sewers. They have climbed all the way up into our plumbing, and every time you flush the toilet or let the water run to long or use the garbage disposal there is an alligator waiting to snatch you up! My dad showed my friend and I … Continue reading Why I had to pee with someone growing up…
Why my neighbors hate my family
So I have lived in the same house since I was about 7 or 8... and my neighbors hate my family. I blame my dad. Don't get me wrong, I am a daddy's girl. He even calls me his "favorite son." -- I am in fact a woman, but I tend to do what would … Continue reading Why my neighbors hate my family
Cantankerous & Gregarious 